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ridleysdaisys: just-shower-thoughts: Star Wars has basically done the opposite of product placement. Instead of real life brands creeping in to the film, the film has crept in to every brand in real life.

just-shower-thoughts: As a student people used to tell me how stressful “adult working life” is and how being a student was so easy. But today I am way more relaxed since my job has a defined start and end as opposed to the constant guilt of feeling

ibibibi: just-shower-thoughts: If they made a spin-off of Avatar: TLA called “The Dragon of the West” and featured Iroh’s backstory, I would watch the shit out of it. Let’s be real here if they made an ATLA spinoff called “My Cabbages”

just-shower-thoughts: Coke should partner with Bethesda to make Nuka cola a real product to build hype for fallout 4.

real-shower-thoughts: stop using your legs for locomotion

real-shower-thoughts: whyare you afraid nothing can hurt you

real-shower-thoughts: i have so many organs they are hiding in my skin i keep them safe from her

real-shower-thoughts: i am so shiny And Chrome.

real-shower-thoughts: please be kind to frogs thank you

real-shower-thoughts: i will shrink into my self and find my flesh again

real-shower-thoughts: everything is too small and i am too big

real-shower-thoughts: i have read the bible back to front and i assu re u there is no refernece to furries

real-shower-thoughts: i am made of magic

real-shower-thoughts: is that a bagel

real-shower-thoughts: she is sleep and so small

real-shower-thoughts:the sad furry

ridleysdaisys: just-shower-thoughts: Star Wars has basically done the opposite of product placement. Instead of real life brands creeping in to the film, the film has crept in to every brand in real life.

just-shower-thoughts:Scooby-Doo taught us that the real monsters always turn out to be humans

just-shower-thoughts: Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission

just-shower-thoughts:Everybody thought having a calculator on you at all times was gonna be a gamechanger but the real shit is having a flashlight

best-shower-thoughts: Every Disaster Movie has that scientific professional that could have made the conflict easier, but nobody listened to, which teaches us that Anti-Intellectualism is the real cause of disaster. (source)

just-shower-thoughts: Those people who pay the ū to keep Wikipedia running are the real MVPs.

just-shower-thoughts: Waking up from a nightmare is just the beginning. The real anxiety comes from looking at the clock to see if you have to get up or not.

real-shower-thoughts: use up the last of the oxygen screaming at god

just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many jobs would be saved if there was one day out of the year where retail employees could say what they really wanted to say to unfriendly customers.

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: just-shower-thoughts: The lottery is a great example of how if everyone just pitched in a couple dollars, how much money could be accumulated to get something big done. Just keep it away from the government.

just-shower-thoughts: More than 60 countries in the world annually celebrate getting rid of the British.

just-shower-thoughts: Every house in the US has gender nuetral bathrooms, but no one freaks out about it.

elyseeeeew: just-shower-thoughts: If you are a black driver in USA, you should immediately install a dash cam facing the interior of your car. Best advice I’ve heard all day You can cop on Amazon

just-shower-thoughts: If we were eyeless we’d be unaware of color. What if we’re missing some part of reality because we don’t have the organ to detect it? Read the notes. We do miss a lot of reality because of our humanly limitations.

just-shower-thoughts: Modern medicine is stunting human evolution by extending the lifespans of the weak and stupid and allowing them to procreate

just-shower-thoughts: The people offended at NFL players kneeling during the National Anthem, are the same people who think this country is too easily offended

just-shower-thoughts: After watching the side effects on pharmaceutical drug commercials, marijuana, cocaine, and heroin seem relatively safe.

just-shower-thoughts: If we don’t accept refugees because 2 out of 100 M&M’s are poisoned then why is it OK the have “a few bad apples” in a police department?

just-shower-thoughts: I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That’s how much faith I have left in humanity. I grew up on a one-way in Baltimore. More than once as a child I witnessed the police chasing dirt bike riders up the block instead

just-shower-thoughts: Dr. Seuss could have been an awesome rapper. Said no real rap fan ever. The shit wouldn’t translate. The bar structure ain’t made for beats. Shit would suck.

just-shower-thoughts: If you turn off the news and actually socialize with people, you’ll notice how little hate there is out there. You said there’s little hate out there. The actual real world determined that’s a lie.

just-shower-thoughts: Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can’t perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for. They can, they just won’t because

just-shower-thoughts: The selfies you delete are the real you Why you so loud?!

just-shower-thoughts: Who else thought the Black Market was a real underground secret place when they were a kid?

slornax: just-shower-thoughts: Winter is really going to separate the Pokémon Masters from the Pokémon Trainers why is this 100+ degree weather not the real test

dimittas: just-shower-thoughts: At this point I am pretty sure Oswald shot Kennedy, the moon landing was real, and the US government has not encountered aliens/ufo. President Trump would have told us by now. imagine living under corrupt politicians

just-shower-thoughts: Somewhere, there’s a real estate agent who uses the motto “I put the ‘I’ in ‘realty’ and make your next home a 'reality’”.

just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts: If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended. i’m putting a date on this, 1/30/20 it’s fucking real

just-shower-thoughts: They say Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican, but it does the job for half the price…that’s about as Mexican as it gets.

just-shower-thoughts: I think the biggest difference between atheists and religious people is that atheist would change their minds if god proved real, believers would not if god proved inexistent.

duckcity: archonthemanic: just-shower-thoughts: You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story. Pal I’m the bad guy in MY story Damn straight

just-shower-thoughts: When the internet first became popular we were afraid of people from the internet finding us in real life, now we’re afraid of people in real life finding out about our lives on the internet.

blame-my-muses: just-shower-thoughts: Deadpool should have leaked a fake version of the film where it’s just Deadpool playing with action figures reenacting the entire film. tbh i would probably enjoy that just as much as i enjoyed the real movie

just-shower-thoughts: The guys who lost the hand of poker at the beginning of “Titanic” were the real winners.

just-shower-thoughts: The police probably conspired the ‘Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer’ meme so that the real killer would come forward to distance themselves from Ted Cruz.

ridleysdaisys: just-shower-thoughts: Star Wars has basically done the opposite of product placement. Instead of real life brands creeping in to the film, the film has crept in to every brand in real life.

just-shower-thoughts: After witnessing people’s behaviour on the internet, and comparing it to real life human behaviour, the conclusion is that 90% of what we know as manners, common decency, human kindness etc is merely fear of consequence and or

just-shower-thoughts: The person who let the cat out of the bag shouldn’t be blamed for the ensuing chaos. Whoever put the cat in there in the first place is the real jackass.

hicktownkindaboy: just-shower-thoughts: They should make digital speed limit signs and change them regularly based on the weather, condition of the road, and amount of traffic Oh my god… Please make this real!!!!! Holy fuck!!!!

best-shower-thoughts: Star-Lord from the Guardians of the Galaxy movies probably still thinks Santa is real. He was taken from Earth as a kid and then raised in space around aliens and crazy creatures the rest of his life. He probably assumes Santa is

real-shower-thoughts: touch the moon touch her soft ness she is free !! she is free

just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts: If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended. i’m putting a date on this, 1/30/20 it’s fucking real

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